How not to pick up girls
I will reblog this everyday
So every time anyone questions me on anything I’m responding with “Do you see these titties? You know damn straight I’m a grown ho!” From now until forever
These make me feel uncomfortable
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
"i didnt even understand what was wrong til the next year" lmaooooo
that was perfect oh my
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
it’s almost time
IT IS AUGUST
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
these are all normal and i do them all at the Office