Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
I was at my grandpa’s funeral and the pastor said this and it put a whole new perspective on life.
We don’t judge here, only Judy can do that.
"I am an artist" i say as i continue to draw the same character in the same pose facing the same direction
I’m a writer, but I continue to write about the same two characters putting the same dicks into the same buttholes
"No man ever puts his dick in the same butthole twice, for it’s not the same butthole and he’s not the same man." - Heraclitus Of Ephesus
Is that even a real quote…….
this is my favorite video now
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
It’s so much better than you expect it to be.
This man is my hero
I DID IT AGAIN AT THAT DANGFLABBED THNG
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
I DID THAT WHEN I READ THE FUCKING SECOND THING
I DID IT WHEN YOU SAID DANGFLABBID!
#you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy
DAT TAG. Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now
isnt this the genital herpes scene?
Yes OMFG lol
supernatural + the hunter garrison
Just look at Garth….he’s like I just don’t give a fuck cause I got a sock puppet.